You know I have too much time on my hands when I start fiddling around with www.googlism.com, which tells you what the Googling world thinks of you. So far, it doesn't think much of Inland Empress. But plug in "Inland Empire" and I come up with
inland empire is a huge growth
Heck, I could've told you that. And it's located where?
On the backside of Southern California, of course (you knew that was coming, didn't you?).
Okay, try again.
inland empire is one of the top areas in our state with deaths from heart disease
Yikes. I keep telling you this place is killing me.
inland empire is an affiliate of the mutual ufo network
That explains a lot.
inland empire is in hybernation
Then there's this:
inland empire is shade intolerant
Considering how overcast it's been lately, this is rather suprising.
But here's the real kicker:
inland empire is where you want to be if you're into angling for adventure
Especially if you're into hybernating, shade-intolerant UFO networks.
In other news, I come up Number One for Google searches for "cars" and "corn oil" thanks to this post. I even rank above scientist types who actually know what they're talking about.
This is because I live in the Inland Empire, and as we all know,
inland empire is light
You heard it here first.