I'm told it could happen. Certain types of diesel engines can burn corn oil, but there isn't enough of the stuff in the whole world for it to happen. Still, what if?
In no particular order:
-- Growing GMOs would be enshrined in a Constitutional Amendment,
-- The White House would force a "regime change" in Canada, and award Halliburton multi-billion dollar contracts to rebuild grain silos,
-- UN troops would be sent regularly on peacekeeping missions to troubled parts of Iowa,
-- The media would harp on the occupation of the Middle East -- New Jersey and Pennsylvania,
-- Iran would go back to being the past tense of "I run,"
-- The CIA and FBI could hold a turf war over who should stake out restaurant grease traps,
-- Al-Qaeda would set up sleeper cells in Kansas, where everyone would invite them over for pie,
-- The next presidential dynasty will be named "Crisco,"
-- The Saudi Royal family would not have ready access to the White House. They would not even have ready access to an outhouse,
-- With Israel at peace, Europeans would have to find new reasons to hate Jews. The Zionist Cereal Conspiracy?
Please feel free to add your own suggestions. What changes would you foresee? Funny or serious, doesn't matter.