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July 13, 2004


Umm, I'd like to clarify that our marriage is fine as far as I'm concerned. Is it so strange for a husband to want his wife to be happy?

I just want YOU to be happy, dear, and not worry about me so much. xoxo.

Sign me up for # 7 and #9! I'm ready to join forces with you

Good luck!
And thanks for creating these 12 steps -- one less thing I have to do now!
You don't mind if I follow your plan, do ya? My hub worries about me, too. Focus on the positive, he says. I'm not a Mommie Moper, yet, but a Moper nonetheless.

Oh, great. I've been clinging to the hope that my wife's mood will improve once this baby pops out. Although, she hasn't really seemed depressed, just ANGRY.

Oh my, Gooch. You have to snap her out of it. What's she gonna be like when her boobs are leaking and her belly flops over her jeans (which are covered in baby sick) and REM sleep is a distant memory?

Maybe there are humor pills you can slip into her food.

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