I normally don't share much personal stuff on this blog, since I have Inland Empress for that, but I had a frustrating experience with kids' books this week.
Impossible, you say. How could anything related to children's lit be frustrating?
Lemme tell ya' ...
It all started with a visit to Mom-in-law's in Scottsdale, Ariz., for New Year's. We lugged a few books for the kiddies, plus MIL took out one or two from the library. Somehow, a library book made it home with us. Whoops!
Now, if it'd been left to me, weeks might've passed before I threw the book, or something resembling a book, into a box and hauled it to the post office. MIL might've then opened the box, only to find my laundry or leftover tofu or used kleenex, who knows? I can't be expected to keep track of everything.
But no, the box was put together by Mr. Practical himself, the wonderful, both-feet-on-the-ground hubby of mine. He put in the purloined library book, plus several other kids' books for an elementary school where MIL volunteers. Altogether, it was a nice little package.
I took it to the post office in the next town and hit a decorative stone curb while parking. Don't ask. Tales of my driving skills, or lack thereof, could fill a blog on its own.
Grrrr ... there's now an ugly gash under my front fender.
Then yesterday, MIL calls to say we sent the wrong book. She had opened the box and found one on sea turtles. The hubby asked her to double check the box. Sure enough, there was only one book and some crumpled papers.
So, in addition to fixing the fender and paying postage, we have to replace the library book. This was one expensive trip to the post office.
Or maybe I should be glad that a humble postal worker coveted children's lit enough to steal a few titles out of our package.
But I now consider all jokes about the U.S. Mail to be valid social commentary.
Grrr ...
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