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May 12, 2004


FWIW, most dads will happily settle for a bottle of single malt (or equivalent) and a um, generous act from mum, which I'm not sure whether I can explicitly name in this, your space.

You wouldn't happen to mean the same "generous act" Monica Lewinsky performed for our former president, would you?

Hee hee. Yeah, that's on the list.

That'd be the one! Ladies never seem to believe that it's enough of a present on its own, but it sure is.

Tho' I seem to recall that Monica never finished the job, so to speak, which probably explains how come the poor dude was sufficiently off his guard to get in the mess he did.

Um yeah, and for the record, I firmly believe that any real man should enjoy reciprocating the gift as much as receiving it in the first, or second, place.

When you speak of the mess Clinton made, were you referring to the infamous blue dress?

Anyways...anything that is electric, vibrating, and can get from the shoulders to the hoochie has my vote as best present ever.

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