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September 26, 2004


I'm not sure what to make of that one. Maybe I'm on of the great confused???

Oh, Seth just fell out of bed. We'd been trying to get him into his own bed for ages and he finally agreed, and then WHAM! In the middle of the night, he lands on the floor. Now he's terrified of his bed, which is really the crib with one side missing. So we're looking around for a proper toddler bed.

Sigh. I'll get the hang of this sooner or later (writing, parenting, life, etc)


I got that one! Yay for dunderhead me. You made the floors, the dishwasher, and the teapot sound like something out of "Alice in Wonderland" or "Beauty and the Beast." (two very popular movies at my house).

So Andrew, 10 lashes with a Disney movie for you!

I meant Adrian, not Andrew. Oops.

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