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January 22, 2005

Potty training haiku II

Rocks_and_water Something to show me?
I'm so proud of my big boy --
You pooped on the rug!

January 22, 2005 in Noble Musings, Scatology 101 | Permalink

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Life's like that sometimes, Anne. Learning to enjoy the delights of a good poo in the right place, i.e. on the toilet, takes time and it can't be hurried. My guess is that your parents had similiar frustrations when you were your son's age but eventually succeeded in 'training' you - in the course of time. Well I hope they did, anyway!

Posted by: Adrian | January 22, 2005 at 12:09 PM

Brilliant! :lol:

Posted by: | January 22, 2005 at 03:26 PM

I agree with TM.. this is wonderful! (Your haiku, not the poop)

Posted by: Leslie | January 25, 2005 at 08:54 PM

Yup, this about says it all! Carla at moxiebabyshower.com

Posted by: moxie baby shower.com | March 08, 2005 at 12:30 PM

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