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January 21, 2005


As a visually challenged person myself, I feel like it's only a matter of minutes before I'll be shopping for bifocals. Good luck adjusting to the focal duality! Bifocals probably can provide a good bifocal metaphor for parenting or life, but I'll have to think of one later---my eyes are burning from looking at the computer screen for too long.

Anne, it's okay. Bifocals, and the right kind of glasses in general give women that sexy librarian look. All men, particularly husbands who work the night shift sometimes, enjoy that look. Try a tight skirt and crisp white shirt next time you're in the mood. ;)


Suzanne: Um, let's see ... gazing into the fuzzy distance (ie, future) while stumbling over the fine print (day-to-day minutiae)? How's that for overwrought metaphors?

TM: Is this the same TM from Jewlicious? I'm so honored! I'll have to figure out a pregnant sexy librarian version, I guess. Thanks for stopping by my humble blog.

'Tis I, TM from Jewlicious. I realized you haven't been there to correct me or defend me against my detractors for a while, so I thought I'd visit.

It's hard feeling sexy with poop on the rug. Don't worry, though, there's always tomorrow.

TM: Fear not, I'll be back! As soon as I find my glasses ...

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