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April 12, 2005


You'd better warn him about shrinkage, too.

We still have know clue why he started worrying about his pipi falling off.

I take it you determined he is too young for the John and Lorena Bobbitt story?

um, yeah.

It doesn't fall off?

PT: Before Seinfeld, I had no idea either.

Plosh: It wasn't anything I said, I swear.

Gooch: Fortunately, yes. Unless he heard it at pre-school somewhere. You never know what those gossipy toddlers are saying.

TM: Unless Mrs. TM knows something I don't, the answer is no. It stays on. Mostly.

Do not - I repeat, DO NOT - let him hear the King Missle song "Detachable Penis" until he's much older.

Don't worry, we won't.

To further traumatize him, tell him that if he opens the fridge door, his pee pee (you can use the word wiener if you want to have many days of laughter) will freeze...and fall off.


TM: Hee hee. Aw, that's almost too much fun. Poor kid.

A few weeks ago Seth was walking around the house saying his pee pee was going to fall off. He seems to have forgotten that for now. Phwew.

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