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November 11, 2005


Clearly, it's a lack of sleep.

Wait until he's 6:

The Boy: Knock knock

Me: Who's there?

The Boy: Monkey

Me: Monkey who?

The Boy: Monkey sitting in a tree, pissing on you!

Me: ?!?!?!?

Here's my all time fave:

Knock, Knock

Who's there?


Dwayne, who?

Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!

Hee hee.

Jewish knock-knock jokes would require a great deal of audience participation. It took Johnny Carson nearly thirty years to train his audience to respond with "How (blank) was he?"

I was trying to write a Jewish knock knock joke about Hummers, but then my mind wandered to Bill Clinton and the joke was lost.

Wait, I just thought of one!

Knock knock.
Issac and I can't go to school today.

You may groan now. For the record, my Gentile knock knock jokes are bad too.

Knock knock.
Luke at me, I'm standing at your front door!

Very funny. My groan-meter registers a 9, at least.

Here are some more jokes for you:



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